They say that laughter is the best medicine. If you're looking for a list of the most comprehensive, up-to-date cancer information, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need to take a break for a while and look for the humor in your situation, here is our joke list.
What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?
What do you call bugs with cancer?
MalignANT and BEEnign
Why don't needles need to go to school?
Because they're already so sharp.
What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?
How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?
They have lots of patients.
Why do doctor's send out bills?
So the ducks can eat.
Dec 19, 2014 - In oncology, best supportive care studies exhibit ethical and methodological shortcomings, and systematic bias or error that may be due to ad hoc supportive care and lack of standardized delivery, according to a study published online June 29 in the Journal of Clinical Oncology.