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They say that laughter is the best medicine. If you're looking for a list of the most comprehensive, up-to-date cancer information, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need to take a break for a while and look for the humor in your situation, here is our joke list.

  • What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?  
    An ON-CALLogist

  • What do you call bugs with cancer?  
    MalignANT and BEEnign

  • Why don't needles need to go to school?  
    Because they're already so sharp.

  • What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?  
    Hospital gowns.

  • How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?  
    They have lots of patients.

  • Why do doctor's send out bills?  
    So the ducks can eat.


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by Bob Riter
October 29, 2014

My Cancer Experience
by Bob Riter
October 06, 2015